crabs dancing (Full Clip)
Am I.. No. But do I..? Also no.
Do thing. For this? Look. For this?
I Bet He's Thinking About Other Women
Black guy stopping
Strong dog vs Weak dog
I’ll spend 3 hours reading Amazon reviews before purchasing a $10 item but spend 0 hours doing due diligence before purchasing $10k worth of stock.
On your first day rebase the entire repo to a single commit with a message “legacy code”.
I told my ex of 4 years he’d always have a piece of my heart & i can’t remember his last name rn
All of my plans for the future involve me waking up tomorrow with a sudden sense of discipline and adherence to routine that i have never displayed even once in my life.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.. She gave me a hug.
“The worst they can say is no” okay but that like devastates me when it happens
I think being funny is often about looking at things in different ways.
The one element that makes a person laugh is surprise (positive one hopefully). So to bring to their attention something that is true, but also that they did not think about. When a human is surprised with a thought that they recognize as true, but had not thought about it, they will laugh.
Practice and perspective makes you more funny. Who are you favorite comedians? Why do you find them funny? What is their perspective on life? Can you imagine how many times theyve done a gig and its absolutely flopped but they kept going regardless?
Recruiters be like: We want someone who can connect to the database using CSS.
I would describe my conversational skills as “short story long”
Our architecture: load balancer -> memcached -> memcached -> frontend server -> backend server
What We Do In The Shadows - "The Procession Of Shame"
Kazakhstani language is the sound of a diesel engine trying to start up in -40 degrees
ed is the standard text editor
I have an interview for a dev position soon
String theory for Dummies
Show HN: Websites in 2018
Every Clojure Talk Ever - Alex Engelberg and Derek Slager (2018)
Client did not pay? Add opacity to the body tag and decrease it every day until their site completely fades away
Thanos.js - Reduce the file size of your project down to 50%, by randomly deleting half of the files.
Launching your product after months of research and development
Every programming tutorial
Fibery - Yet another collaboration tool
How to exit vim
The Evolution of a Software Engineer
Typical LSD posts
science diagrams that look like shitposts
Hitler uses Kubernetes (2020)
how we write/review code in big tech companies
Vim rendered on a cube for no reason (HN)
Dog sporting event
Funny YouTube Playlist
Bill Hicks - Sane Man (1989)
Peak comedy (2) (3)
Why we at $FAMOUS_COMPANY Switched to $HYPED_TECHNOLOGY (2020) (HN)
Quarantine Scrum Meetings as a software engineer
n-gate - Annotated Hacker News.
Fizz Buzz in Tensorflow
When Millennials Name Babies
people with the 'airplane emoji' in their bio
Sand Hill Road (The Remix)
When you browse Instagram and find Tony Abbott's passport number (2020) (HN) (Lobsters)
Tabloid - Clickbait headline programming language. (Code) (HN)
How Spiritual People Talk About Drugs
Опять ничего не получается Ну и пожалуйста,ну и не надо
When someone asks how I'm doing
Me not bothering about 2020 anymore
Unifying the Technical Interview (2020) (HN)
Anyone interested in investing?
Cyberpunk 2077 Russian Version
Cyberpunk 2077 Winter in Russia
Developing node.js app be like
Me buying chips on acid at 711
Working in toxic environments because at least it will help you get a “seat at the table”
Bill O'Reilly - "We'll do it live!"
What it’s like trying to argue with 90% of the people in my mentions
When you need to confirm you're not a robot
Galactic Federation interviews Earth for membership
Hitler reacts to functional programming
Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes? (2021)
Cat Daddy Issues
Every single park hang in San Francisco (2021)
O RLY Books
Tim Minchin | "If I Didn't Have You"
That Scene in a Christopher Nolan Film When You Give Up Trying to Follow the Story (2021)
Ancient Egypt, summarised
I Like That The Boat Is Stuck (2021)
Every academic submitting work done in lockdown
How Asian Parents Flex
Existential Crisis Cat
Девушка отругала парня на людях (2021)
The Cursed Computer Iceberg Meme (HN)
Russian kid screaming blyat (minecraft)
Put it all into Doge Money
You are in Bulgaria!
CTO holding onto to an outdated opinion about a technology they used once
Some funny engineering/programmer jokes (HN)
Correlation Vs. Causation
How to instantly get hired
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