Reactions

• ​crabs dancing (Full Clip)

Notes

• ​I’ll spend 3 hours reading Amazon reviews before purchasing a $10 item but spend 0 hours doing due diligence before purchasing $10k worth of stock.​

• ​On your first day rebase the entire repo to a single commit with a message “legacy code”.​

• ​I told my ex of 4 years he’d always have a piece of my heart & i can’t remember his last name rn​

• ​All of my plans for the future involve me waking up tomorrow with a sudden sense of discipline and adherence to routine that i have never displayed even once in my life.​

• ​I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.. She gave me a hug.​

• ​“The worst they can say is no” okay but that like devastates me when it happens​

Links

• ​Microservices (HN)

• ​Our architecture: load balancer -> memcached -> memcached -> frontend server -> backend server​

• ​Dog Wick​

• ​What We Do In The Shadows - "The Procession Of Shame"​

• ​Kazakhstani language is the sound of a diesel engine trying to start up in -40 degrees​

• ​ed is the standard text editor​

• ​I have an interview for a dev position soon​

• ​Volkswagen​

• ​String theory for Dummies​

• ​Kitze'z tweets​

• ​Show HN: Websites in 2018​

• ​Every Clojure Talk Ever - Alex Engelberg and Derek Slager (2018)​

• ​Client did not pay? Add opacity to the body tag and decrease it every day until their site completely fades away​

• ​Thanos.js - Reduce the file size of your project down to 50%, by randomly deleting half of the files.

• ​Launching your product after months of research and development​

• ​Every programming tutorial​

• ​Fibery - Yet another collaboration tool​

• ​How to exit vim​

• ​The Evolution of a Software Engineer​

• ​Typical LSD posts​

• ​science diagrams that look like shitposts​

• ​Hitler uses Kubernetes (2020)​

• ​how we write/review code in big tech companies​

• ​Vim rendered on a cube for no reason (HN)

• ​Dog sporting event​

• ​Funny YouTube Playlist​

• ​Bill Hicks - Sane Man (1989)​

• ​Peak comedy (2) (3)

• ​Why we at $FAMOUS_COMPANY Switched to $HYPED_TECHNOLOGY (2020) (HN)

• ​Quarantine Scrum Meetings as a software engineer​

• ​n-gate - Annotated Hacker News.

• ​Fizz Buzz in Tensorflow​

• ​Courage​

• ​When Millennials Name Babies​

• ​Nice fishes​

• ​people with the 'airplane emoji' in their bio​

• ​Sand Hill Road (The Remix)​

• ​When you browse Instagram and find Tony Abbott's passport number (2020) (HN) (Lobsters)

• ​Tabloid - Clickbait headline programming language. (Code) (HN)

• ​Turbo Encabulator​

• ​How Spiritual People Talk About Drugs​

• ​Опять ничего не получается Ну и пожалуйста,ну и не надо​

• ​When someone asks how I'm doing​

• ​Me not bothering about 2020 anymore​

• ​Unifying the Technical Interview (2020) (HN)

• ​Anyone interested in investing?​

• ​Cyberpunk 2077 Russian Version​

• ​Cyberpunk 2077 Winter in Russia​

• ​Developing node.js app be like​

• ​Me buying chips on acid at 711​

• ​Working in toxic environments because at least it will help you get a “seat at the table”​

• ​Bill O'Reilly - "We'll do it live!"​

• ​What it’s like trying to argue with 90% of the people in my mentions​

• ​When you need to confirm you're not a robot​

• ​Galactic Federation interviews Earth for membership​

• ​Ваня Усович "ЕЩЕ ОДИН ДЕНЬ" 2020​

• ​Hitler reacts to functional programming​

• ​Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes? (2021)​

• ​Cat Daddy Issues​

• ​Every single park hang in San Francisco (2021)​

• ​O RLY Books​

• ​Tim Minchin | "If I Didn't Have You"​

• ​That Scene in a Christopher Nolan Film When You Give Up Trying to Follow the Story (2021)​

• ​Ancient Egypt, summarised​

• ​I Like That The Boat Is Stuck (2021)​

• ​FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition​

• ​Every academic submitting work done in lockdown​

• ​How Asian Parents Flex​

• ​Existential Crisis Cat​

• ​Девушка отругала парня на людях (2021)​

• ​The Cursed Computer Iceberg Meme (HN)

• ​Russian kid screaming blyat (minecraft)​